follow me on twitter, i’m @chrisattackTumblr (3.0; @chrisattack)http://blog.chrisattack.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xr9uB6pW1qzx3jto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>lol what? i see what you did there!</p> <p><a href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/1033388365/choice-logic-kellyoxford" target="_blank">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Choice logic</strong></p> <p><a href="http://bit.ly/9tCDmK" target="_blank">@kellyoxford</a></p> </blockquote>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1044012149http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1044012149Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:48:47 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7yz72bdTw1qz57ezo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No matter where you are, douche bags will be douche bags.</p> <p><a href="http://seanbonner.tumblr.com/post/1037032097/even-in-europe-where-they-have-awesome-bike-lanes" target="_blank">seanbonner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Even in Europe where they have awesome bike lanes, people driving cars have no respect for cyclists.</p> </blockquote>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1043696102http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1043696102Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:32:47 -0500<object width="400" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pLdJQFTnZfA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pLdJQFTnZfA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>FUCK YES, the Mentos commercial spoof music video by the Foo Fighters! (Big Me)</p> <p><a href="http://sofapizza.tumblr.com/post/1038835362/foo-fighters-big-me-1995-remember-this" target="_blank">sofapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>foo fighters- big me (1995)</p> <p>remember this?</p> </blockquote>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1043459124http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1043459124Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:32:47 -0500foo fightersbig mementoscommercialvideo<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rthpnXJp1qz57ezo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>sure thing.</p> <p><a href="http://socialcyclingatx.tumblr.com/post/1039396310" target="_blank">socialcyclingatx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://seanbonner.tumblr.com/post/1015196209/i-support-these-new-bike-lane-graphics" target="_blank">seanbonner</a>)</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1043222095http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1043222095Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:31:46 -0500<iframe frameborder="no" width="400" height="225" scrolling="no" src="http://www.theonion.com/video_embed/?id=17950"></iframe><br/><br/><p>TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1042987421http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1042987421Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:30:45 -0500oniontime<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jNVPalNZD_I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jNVPalNZD_I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><span> <p>Radiolab presents: Moments by Will Hoffman. This films is a celebration of life that was inspired by David Eagleman’s book, Sum.</p> <br/></span></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1031803110http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1031803110Sun, 29 Aug 2010 12:00:44 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BKuk14MeiR4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BKuk14MeiR4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><span> <h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span title="Baklavacalypse: An Explosive New Cooking Show: An infoMania Special" dir="ltr" class="long-title" id="eow-title">Baklavacalypse: An Explosive New Cooking Show</span></h1> </span></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1031540406http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1031540406Sun, 29 Aug 2010 11:00:44 -0500baklavainfomaniakebabaliciousfunny<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/srPavu6HKf0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/srPavu6HKf0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>YOU LOST ME THERE by Rosecrans Baldwin (book trailer)</p> <p>from YouTube: </p> <p><span>By turns funny, charming, and tragic, Rosecrans Baldwin’s debut novel takes us inside the heart and mind of Dr. Victor Aaron, a leading Alzheimer’s researcher at the Soborg Institute on Mount Desert Island in Maine. Victor spends his days alternating between long hours in the sterile lab and running through memories of his late wife, Sara. But one day, in the midst of organizing his already hyperorganized life, Victor discovers a series of index cards covered in Sara’s handwriting. They chronicle the major “changes in direction” of their marriage, written as part of a brief fling with couples counseling. Sara’s version of their great love story is markedly different from his own, which, for the eminent memory specialist, is a startling revelation. Victor is forced to reevaluate and relive each moment of their marriage, never knowing is the revisions will hurt or hearten.</span></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1009347253http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1009347253Wed, 25 Aug 2010 11:00:44 -0500<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EfzuOu4UIOU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EfzuOu4UIOU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><span> <h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span title="SUPER SAD TRUE LOVE STORY by Gary Shteyngart (book trailer)" dir="ltr" class="long-title" id="eow-title">SUPER SAD TRUE LOVE STORY by Gary Shteyngart (book trailer)</span></h1> </span></p> <p>wait for the socratic method… it’s hillarious!</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1004870979http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1004870979Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:02:48 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13877453&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13877453&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13877453&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Ratatat - Drugs</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1004630354http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1004630354Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:01:45 -0500ratatatdrugsvideo<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2H1zjRU8hBo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2H1zjRU8hBo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><span> <h1>Indian Mallakhamb (pole) Gymnastics</h1> </span></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1004387593http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1004387593Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:01:44 -0500poledancing<object width="400" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2zdrzQZv1oM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2zdrzQZv1oM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><span> <h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span title="Luis - Joaquín Cociña, Cristóbal León and Niles Atallah" dir="ltr" class="long-title" id="eow-title">Luis - by Joaquín Cociña, Cristóbal León and Niles Atallah</span></h1> <p><span title="Luis - Joaquín Cociña, Cristóbal León and Niles Atallah" dir="ltr" class="long-title">What an incredible use of BLU’s techniques!  This was filmed with a digital camera, frame by frame.</span></p> </span></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1004156379http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/1004156379Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:01:45 -0500<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k7X7sZzSXYs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param 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flashvars="playerid=10032373001&videoid=590074592001&codever=1&publisherid=1612833736&stillurl=http%3A%2F%2Fpdl%2Estream%2Eaol%2Ecom%2Fpdlext%2Faol%2Fbrightcove%2Fus%2Fmusic%2Fspinner%2Finterview%2F2010%2Fspinner%5Fbrett%5Fintv%5Fvideo%5Fstill%5F480%2Ejpg"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><span>Brett Gurewitz (Bad Religion/Epitaph Records) Interview</span></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/999249842http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/999249842Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:10:46 -0500bad religionepitaphinterview<object width="400" height="255" id="delve_playerf41db15d64b449eaa0064d5529d83f23334260o" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://assets.delvenetworks.com/player/loader.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="window" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="flashvars" value="mediaId=9941f85a4b6f4cb19d191e546a95057b&playerForm=88a26316a62d4655a806dda0da4e95ca&autoplayNextClip=true" /><embed src="http://assets.delvenetworks.com/player/loader.swf" name="delve_playerf41db15d64b449eaa0064d5529d83f23334260e" wmode="window" width="400" height="255" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="mediaId=9941f85a4b6f4cb19d191e546a95057b&playerForm=88a26316a62d4655a806dda0da4e95ca&autoplayNextClip=true"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><span> <h1><a href="http://www.punknews.org/article/39518" target="_blank">The Thermals: “I Don’t Believe You”</a></h1> <p>(click the link if the video doesn’t appear)</p> </span></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/999000652http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/999000652Mon, 23 Aug 2010 13:07:44 -0500thermals<a href="http://www.spinner.com/2010/08/13/weezer-memories-free-mp3-download/">Weezer, 'Memories' -- Free MP3 Download</a>: <p>Seems that Weezer’s new record on their new label, Epitaph, might be the first Weezer record in a long time that I like.  Well…  maybe that’s wishful thinking but we shall see.</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/998773015http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/998773015Mon, 23 Aug 2010 12:06:44 -0500weezer<a href="http://gigaom.com/2010/08/20/facebook-places-the-real-target-is-yelp/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+OmMalik+%28GigaOM%29">Facebook Places: The Real Target Is Yelp</a>: <p>More than anything, Facebook is an advertising platform.  Never forget that.  </p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/998540663http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/998540663Mon, 23 Aug 2010 11:01:44 -0500facebookplaceslocationservicesyelpbusiness<a href="http://www.spin.com/articles/exclusive-first-song-cursives-tim-kasher">Spin EXCLUSIVE: First Song from Cursive's Tim Kasher</a>: <p>I’m really excited about this record- besides TIme Kasher is opening for Minus the Bear when I see them in October!  </p> <p>BTW, you can get a free dl of the song if you like it.</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/994220308http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/994220308Sun, 22 Aug 2010 15:12:46 -0500cursivetim kashermp3spindownload<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7irb3COL51qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>…in Showers</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/993957973http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/993957973Sun, 22 Aug 2010 14:11:46 -0500