follow me on twitter, i’m @chrisattackTumblr (3.0; @chrisattack)http://blog.chrisattack.com/<a href="http://www.nextnature.net/2009/08/why-are-carrots-orange-it-is-political/">Why are carrots orange? It is political</a>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450646934http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450646934Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:16:55 -0500orangecarrotspoliticscarrotpolitial<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz79eoc1fT1qajdw2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://onedropcolors.tumblr.com/post/446873794/sonoluminescense-littleboneslou" target="_blank">onedropcolors</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sonoluminescense.tumblr.com/post/446869086/littleboneslou-icanthinkofagoodurl-oh" target="_blank">sonoluminescense</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://littleboneslou.tumblr.com/post/445735968/icanthinkofagoodurl-oh" target="_blank">littleboneslou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://icanthinkofagoodurl.tumblr.com/post/444862026/friendsturntolovers-biancagoesbang" target="_blank">icanthinkofagoodurl</a></p> <p>Oh.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450638981http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450638981Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:12:50 -0500barney<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_4uEHzj1ZqE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_4uEHzj1ZqE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>St. Patrick’s Day Surprise!</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450523693http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450523693Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:10:51 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6yvgBtEE1qahhxwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sofapizza.tumblr.com/post/444089137/dammit-doctor-baby" target="_blank">sofapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dammit doctor baby!</p> </blockquote>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450511147http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450511147Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:04:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6q2c2K351qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What happens when you upgrade too much.</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450405331http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450405331Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:01:56 -0500upgrade<a href="http://www.prwatch.org/node/8934">Healthwashing Soda</a>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450314997http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450314997Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:01:55 -0500soda<object width="400" height="358"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FBULLSHIT_STORY_ARTICLE_3_5_10.jpg&videoid=101180&title=Breaking%20News%3A%20Some%20Bullshit%20Happening%20Somewhere" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="358" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FBULLSHIT_STORY_ARTICLE_3_5_10.jpg&videoid=101180&title=Breaking%20News%3A%20Some%20Bullshit%20Happening%20Somewhere"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450225691http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450225691Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:01:50 -0500onion<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqq0l7Cy81qzd2blo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sofapizza.tumblr.com/post/441023559/university-salaries" target="_blank">sofapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://doctorfurious.tumblr.com/post/426452934/university-salaries" target="_blank">doctorfurious</a>:<a href="http://notforpublicconsumption.tumblr.com/post/426418486/university-salaries" target="_blank">notforpublicconsumption</a>:<i><span><a href="http://www.danielextra.net/post/426313448/university-salaries" target="_blank">danielextra</a>:submitted by Daniel WK Lee… <a href="http://savagemike.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">savagemike</a>)</span></i></p> <p>man no wonder we’re effed. this evokes my “fffffuuuuuuu” face.</p> </blockquote>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450136805http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450136805Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:00:09 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4624G2hG1qz4afoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iaminlikewithmybike.tumblr.com/post/441032882/elvira-tommaso-your-fears-erased-here" target="_blank">iaminlikewithmybike</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://elvira.tumblr.com/post/441010587/tommaso-your-fears-erased-here-daily-per" target="_blank">elvira</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tommaso.tumblr.com/post/440993091/your-fears-erased-here-daily-per-altro-credo-di" target="_blank">tommaso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/15910/" target="_blank">Your Fears Erased Here Daily</a></p> <p>(per altro credo di averla già tumblerata diverso tempo fa..)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/448385066http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/448385066Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:09:05 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PnmODLD5PqU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PnmODLD5PqU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/448265484http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/448265484Sun, 14 Mar 2010 15:05:59 -0500fight<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz37p9sQfp1qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/448152932http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/448152932Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:05:02 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz37er5pRf1qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a title="Permanent Link to When You See It, You’ll Do Some Kicks">When You See It, You’ll Do Some Kicks</a></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/448041568http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/448041568Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:03:59 -0500photobomb<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6pGbMJrXvLo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6pGbMJrXvLo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The End Is Near</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/447936857http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/447936857Sun, 14 Mar 2010 12:02:58 -0500<object width="400" height="328"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/599_1268234809" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/599_1268234809" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="328"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Ridiculous Life Of A Very Fat Kitteh</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/447839839http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/447839839Sun, 14 Mar 2010 11:01:51 -0500HOWDIDTHECATGETSOFAT<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2z3hAjOh1qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a>A BLOODY MESS</a></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/446173621http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/446173621Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:06:58 -0600walmart<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2yyqjG1o1qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a title="Permanent Link to Golfing Fail">Golfing Fail</a></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/446170396http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/446170396Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:05:04 -0600fail<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2ykllmtf1qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/446071376http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/446071376Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:04:58 -0600pictionary<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2y3szQGY1qz9zpco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/445969010http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/445969010Sat, 13 Mar 2010 14:03:59 -0600redmeat<a href="http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20100305.html?via=rss">Ascii Art Farts #3907: WORLD CAN'T WAIT</a>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/445868214http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/445868214Sat, 13 Mar 2010 13:03:53 -0600asciiartfartsworldcantwait<object width="400" height="224" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="file=http://www.hurley.com/assets/video/03_05_10_social.flv&autostart=false&controlbar=over&bufferlength=5&displayheight=282" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.hurley.com/stream/embed.cfm?f=03_05_10_social.flv" /><embed src="http://www.hurley.com/stream/embed.cfm?f=03_05_10_social.flv" flashvars="file=http://www.hurley.com/assets/video/03_05_10_social.flv&autostart=false&controlbar=over&bufferlength=5&displayheight=282" width="400" height="224" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>An interview with Mike Ness of Social Distortion as he talks about their upcoming album.</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/445764850http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/445764850Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:01:56 -0600mikenesssocialdistortion