follow me on twitter, i’m @chrisattackTumblr (3.0; @chrisattack)http://blog.chrisattack.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jEhpUov-adU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jEhpUov-adU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hotdoghighway.com/post/449349514/people-for-bikes-why-do-you-ride" target="_blank">hotdoghighway</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>People For Bikes: Why Do You Ride?</p> </blockquote>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/457289313http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/457289313Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:05:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzb7ibXBnt1qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a title="Permanent Link to Sea Horse">Sea Horse</a></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/457187018http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/457187018Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:04:53 -0500seahorse<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/S2XnN4MMKFs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S2XnN4MMKFs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Celebrity Reenactment #1: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/457090417http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/457090417Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:03:55 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X58RPS665V0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X58RPS665V0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="%22http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0446563080?ie=UTF8&tag=communityoutr-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0446563080" target="_blank">Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter</a></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/457003851http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/457003851Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:02:50 -0500abrahamlincolnvampirehunter<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzb1yaC9bG1qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/456917059http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/456917059Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:01:51 -0500fsm<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzb1viv72V1qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a title="Permanent Link to Angry Wank Bear">Angry Wank Bear</a></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/456832040http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/456832040Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:01:52 -0500angrybear<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nFicqklGuB0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nFicqklGuB0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/455085896http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/455085896Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:07:01 -0500<object id="flashObj" width="400" height="275" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/21495733001?isVid=1&publisherID=1078702682" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=36865825001&playerID=21495733001&domain=embed&" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/21495733001?isVid=1&publisherID=1078702682" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=36865825001&playerID=21495733001&domain=embed&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="275" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a>Consumer Reports Quantifies Waste Due To Stupid Packaging</a></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/454986032http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/454986032Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:06:56 -0500wastepackagingconsumerreports<object width="400" height="358"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FSNAKE_ATTACK_ARTICLE.jpg&videoid=101196&title=Boy%E2%80%99s%20Tragic%20Death%20Could%20Have%20Happened%20To%20Any%20Family%20With%2020-Foot%20Pet%20Python" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="358" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FSNAKE_ATTACK_ARTICLE.jpg&videoid=101196&title=Boy%E2%80%99s%20Tragic%20Death%20Could%20Have%20Happened%20To%20Any%20Family%20With%2020-Foot%20Pet%20Python"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/454891842http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/454891842Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:05:51 -0500onionpython<object width="425px" height="360px"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=103352411,t=1,mt=video" /><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=103352411,t=1,mt=video" width="400" height="338" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a title="Permanent Link to Mr. Chips, you naughty boy!">Mr. Chips, you naughty boy!</a></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/454801303http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/454801303Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:03:52 -0500fail<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzaspsE3QG1qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a>MRS. ED</a></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/454714747http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/454714747Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:02:51 -0500walWalmart<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzasnczazo1qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/454625116http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/454625116Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:00:51 -0500regretsyetsy<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzaskltdsf1qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/452885107http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/452885107Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:07:57 -0500shining<object width="425px" height="360px"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=103372938,t=1,mt=video" /><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=103372938,t=1,mt=video" width="400" height="338" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>why you don’t just push random buttons</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/452782681http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/452782681Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:06:58 -0500fail<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzapkgYSM71qz9zpco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a title="Permanent Link to Animal Lover Fail">Animal Lover Fail</a></p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/452686352http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/452686352Tue, 16 Mar 2010 14:05:53 -0500failcat<a href="http://photoblog.statesman.com/a-divided-view-of-the-border-fence">A divided view of the border fence</a>: <p>What an absolute waste of money and an eye-sore!</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/452596582http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/452596582Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:04:50 -0500borderfence<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MQ78IlJs5JQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MQ78IlJs5JQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>strange russian singer :: the remix</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/452510426http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/452510426Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:03:51 -0500<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/14/nyregion/14hunger.html">The Obesity-Hunger Paradox</a>: <p>Coincidentally, the hungriest people in America are probably not be the skinniest but rather the fattest people.</p>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/452422657http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/452422657Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:01:50 -0500obesityhungerparadoxamericafuckyeah<a href="http://www.nextnature.net/2009/08/why-are-carrots-orange-it-is-political/">Why are carrots orange? It is political</a>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450646934http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450646934Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:16:55 -0500orangecarrotspoliticscarrotpolitial<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz79eoc1fT1qajdw2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://onedropcolors.tumblr.com/post/446873794/sonoluminescense-littleboneslou" target="_blank">onedropcolors</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sonoluminescense.tumblr.com/post/446869086/littleboneslou-icanthinkofagoodurl-oh" target="_blank">sonoluminescense</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://littleboneslou.tumblr.com/post/445735968/icanthinkofagoodurl-oh" target="_blank">littleboneslou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://icanthinkofagoodurl.tumblr.com/post/444862026/friendsturntolovers-biancagoesbang" target="_blank">icanthinkofagoodurl</a></p> <p>Oh.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450638981http://blog.chrisattack.com/post/450638981Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:12:50 -0500barney